He defecates golden feces with encrusted jewels that caused random people to do deplorable things. It is suggested in "The Best Christmas Story Never Told" that he is depressed over being stranded on Earth and having no place in human society, which could be a factor in his excessive alcohol and drug use. His excessive consumption of alcohol would, in human terms, qualify him as an alcoholic. the "fake drug from 90210"), nitrous oxide, and methamphetamine. Roger spends his time watching trashy television shows ( Dynasty, Sex and the City, and a fictitious season of The Simple Life that showed Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as prisoners), eating junk food and using recreational drugs, including alcohol, tobacco, marijuana, heroin, cocaine, crack cocaine, steroids oxycodone, ecstasy, cooked down Affron, Euphoria (a.k.a. Roger describes himself in "You Debt Your Life" as a "fey pansexual alcoholic non-human" in a similar vein to comedian Andy Dick. In order to make Roger palatable to the family, Stan gave him to his son Steve as a birthday present, and Roger is now accepted as part of the Smith family. The CIA is aware of his existence and has been attempting to capture him, succeeding once (when Stan Smith met him), and once when Roger accidentally caught himself while working at the CIA. He lived with several families before the Smiths, with varying degrees of amicability, the Smiths being the only family knowing of his true alien identity. in 1997 after angering an armed driver who cut the rapper off in traffic (Roger survived the shooting and stole the Notorious B.I.G.'s gold chain, which Stan assumed was a gift Roger made for him). Roger had a hand in inventing disco music, was a member of the Miracle on Ice 1980 US Olympic men's hockey team, drove Phyllis Diller to two of her first three abortions in the '60s (with Roger feeling bad that Diller never got her driver's license), was Jerry Lewis's tailor in 1966 and gave him the idea for the MDA Telethon which Lewis took full credit for, fought for the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War, and was responsible for the death of Notorious B.I.G. Having survived the crash he has been on Earth since 1947, Roger has been a part of several important moments in recent American history. Roger was tricked into coming to Earth as a crash test dummy under the assumption that he was "The Decider" and that the fate of man kind was in his hands. On his home planet, Roger worked as a greeter at a Wal-Mart-style department store. It is also revealed that he records an individual's memories after sexual intercourse. Roger also has purple blood and has on one occasion demonstrated to be capable of moving at superhuman speed. Although Roger has shown an affinity for the cold, has remarked that snow reminds him of his home world and that he learned to ice-skate there, Roger's planet and species are never specifically named nor seen.
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